Sunday, February 15, 2009

Happy White T-Shirt Day!

Hello, faithful followers of the splendidly scenic! Rio here. Vienna has informed me that the other day was White T-Shirt Day! And since no holiday should pass without some form of celebration (no matter how little-known), I just had to post something to commemorate such a momentous occasion! So, without further ado, enjoy this fantastic ode to white t-shirts (and those who wear them)!




Up first is the dazzling William Moseley, who doesn't need any fancy threads to look dashing! If Vienna was here with me, she'd make some hilariously devilish comments that would have me in stitches, but she isn't, so I'm just going to have to imagine them instead! *sigh* That face! Those muscles! That expression! *melts* . . . Isn't White T-Shirt Day the greatest???

















And now the equally (well, Vienna would poke me and say "not quite equally") fabulous Ben Barnes! But Vienna is not here! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Lol, just kidding! Anyway - lovely Ben! His dark silky hair contrasts with his white cotton t-shirt, mirroring the dichotomy between good and evil. Er . . . I mean, the interesting and irresistable personality of those characters who experience great conflict between their light and dark sides! Um . . . okay, never mind. Let's just leave it at: he looks hot. Okay? Okay. Glad we all agree. Moving on . . . .







Last but certainly not least, we have the ever-wonderful Orlando Bloom! Now, granted, there are FAR better pictures of him than this one, but I was going for a theme here, so don't get snippy with me! Just enjoy the view. Are you enjoying it? I'm enjoying it. I mean, come on! Even if his hair isn't long and amazing like Ben's, and even if he doesn't have the super hot eyes and expression like Will . . . he's still gorgeous, he still has an accent (I Heart Accents, people!), and he still has muscles! And we all know that he has other, more perfect pictures with better expressions and better hair and better eyes, anyway.
Well, that's all for White T-Shirt Day! *sniff* I can't believe it ended so quickly! *bursts into tears* *falls on the floor* *weeps uncontrollably* Oh wait . . . I can always come back and relive the experience! Yay! *sigh* Life is good! . . . Just like these pictures!
Until the next scenic tour,
Rio Vallar

*Vi Adds Some Time Later...
I concur!!!! Oh my! This holday deserves being celebrated whatever woman (I'm sure it was a woman) who came up with this was brilliant! I do have to comment! Its just too amazing to pass up!
Did you know that wearing t-shirts in public became popular after celebrities such as Jackie O and Marlon Brando wore them? Now if you will just refer to the picture below... Huh, no wonder white t-shirts became so noteworthy that they needed their own holiday. Marlon Brando... "Stella!!! Hey Stella!!!" Need I say more?























And there would have to be only one person I add to the list of white tshirts....

Mark Ruffalo, sure its not a t-shirt...but its white, so i'm making it work. Did we miss any amazingness Rio??
*Rio continues...
Ah, yes, quite lovely indeed! We probably did miss quite a few people . . . but it would take quite a bit of time to track down pictures of everyone on our list of hotness in white t-shirts!! ;) However, there are sure to be more . . . so stay tuned!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Black and White Pictures

Everyone always looks so much better in Black and White.....What do you think Rio??


Absolutely! Black and white is classic, and classics never die! That's why they're - uh - classics! In that spirit, well . . . enjoy Billy Zane! I must share with you what I told Vi when she showed me this picture. Look at those eyes! Look at that scruff! (Vi adds: I bet it tickles.....! :D) Look at that (presumable) physique! *sigh* Life is truly good. :D And beautifully scenic...























And directly from the Scottish Highlands..steaming hot... we have Gerry Butler, complete with a drawling Scottish accent to sweep you off your feet. And green eyes, and ... *sigh* muscles........ Available for a limited time only. Rio adds: ....Too late, you missed it, and we called him!!! And by the way, he's "steaming hot" no matter what the weather! Vi adds: I'll need him this winter... :D Rio adds: Eh, I'll find a way to get chilly this summer, too! Vi concurs. Brrr....*cough cough* And I KNOW that this picture is actually sepia, but its cause he's all but melted the photo.





















Hey Ricky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Ricky!!! Darling Ricky Nelson . . . while in his younger years, anyway. ;) Such a shame we must all grow up - those of us who don't live in Never Neverland, anyway . . . . *sigh* Vi adds: I give up trying to differentiate between Rio and I typing. XD It runs together (as Rio just mentioned to me.) I think I'll take someone away to Never Neverland....... :D Gerry! Rio adds: My sights are actually set on some younger gents, whom you will meet down the road. Patience, my dears - 'tis a virtue! (And good....scenic...amazing....things come to those who wait!)



























Awwww! James Marsden! *smooch* I just wanna hug him! He looks sooooo cuddly! :D I wonder, can that sweater fit two? Rio adds: First glance, I wanna pat him on the head! Second glance, yeah, that sweater reaaaaaalllllyyyy looks cozy! I'd like to wrap up in that one on a cold winter night! Vi interjects: ANY night! Rio re-interjects: Day works just as well for me! Vi: Sooo true! Aw I really really love that picture. He's so adorable.... In a sexy way. I actually made this picture B&W it was originally color. :D Happy....